Sunday, January 10, 2010

I am swearing to myself to write again. NB.

posted at 9:05:05 pm
3 commentations.

Monday, October 19, 2009

I have an impersonator! How thrilling.

posted at 7:01:53 pm

Monday, December 05, 2005

I dreamed you were a cop crossdressing to pose undercover as a bottom-dollar crack whore strolling alleyways and derelict bus stations ...

posted at 6:59:38 pm
7 commentations.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

On a balmy July evening, I step into a bustling bar, holding a cellphone to my ear. I am momentarily disoriented, unaccustomed to the intimate crush inside. I squeeze past bodies fitter, taller, tighter, willowier, and more finely clad than mine, rubbing extremities I'd rather keep to myself . . . ()

posted at 9:46:39 pm
3 commentations.

Saturday, April 02, 2005

Quote of the Day: "Dong whallop! *crushes a car*" - Me So Gloria and I switched places for a little while. I tell you, she wears really comfortable underwear.   You really have no idea how hard it is to type through a blanket of naked women. I think I'm hitting R or L, but . . . ()

posted at 9:48:30 pm
9 commentations.

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Seige I missed Gloria! Don't you?  Halcyon I miss gloria  Halcyon everytime i pull the trigger  Solender i imagine the bullet tearing through her eyesocket, snapping it closed behind it and spiraling a perfect tunnel to explode in a shower of blood, brain matter and skul . . . ()

posted at 9:45:50 pm
12 commentations.

Friday, January 07, 2005

A small number of individuals have been expressing curiosity about my physical appearance. And I confess, I can no longer hold the fort. Your persistence has overwhelmed me.   So, I present to you, me. On the back: Ever the mercenary. I'm glad Wesley is turning out better than I have . . . ()

posted at 10:07:41 pm
11 commentations.

Friday, December 17, 2004

Why do I write here? I ask myself sometimes. Do I not have family, friends, who have ready ears and open hearts? I write here because here I write to everyone -- and in that way, to no one (only a letter away from "none"). My worries fall to no one mind, and no one soul holds any responsibility . . . ()

posted at 4:16:54 am
4 commentations.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

There is a new advertisement in the bus shelter on the Queen and Leslie corner. It is a poster for the Salvation Army, put up to encourage charity for the upcoming holidays (as far as the ordinary citizen would presume -- but read on!). At the bottom of the ad was this contact number. That' . . . ()

posted at 11:48:30 pm
6 commentations.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

Art doesn't need a reason. I present to you: Rex the Warsquid. Why does he wear a crown, you say? A crown, ladies and gents, is a symbol for kingship. Why kingship? Kingship, because "rex" is Latin for "king."Where, then, you persist, is the "war" in "warsquid"? Well. To be completely fran . . . ()

posted at 9:33:51 am
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Glo'ri'a'na, noun:
1. An alternative form of "Gloria."
2. As "Americana" defines itself as artefacts of American culture, "Gloriana" consists of the artefacts of my culture.


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