Monday, October 19, 2009

I have an impersonator! How thrilling.

posted at 7:01:53 pm

Thursday, April 16, 2009

I still wish somebody would post a missed connection looking for me.

posted at 4:22:13 pm
2 commentations.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

I really never thought this'd happen:My mom rang me this evening. After I said "hullo," she briskly got to the point: "Why can't I be your friend on Facebook?" I had rejected her request only minutes ago, one that had baffled me because I had long ago patiently explained the social sh . . . ()

posted at 8:29:37 pm
4 commentations.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Nothing takes the wind out of even the wittiest, most biting critical comment as swiftly and decisively as the appension of a "lol." (Try it.) Surely no man, no mortal creature, is more invulnerable to judgment than when he is faced with the lolling (or depending on your regional d . . . ()

posted at 4:24:02 pm
10 commentations.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Today, I found out I got a hit for the inquiry "should I tell my fiance i kissed a man." Upon reading this, I scratched my head. "Fiancé" denotes a man, so one may deduce that the troubled party would be female, as the fiancée. (Perhaps our lovers are two men -- it is the twenty-first . . . ()

posted at 1:01:05 pm
6 commentations.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

"If it's licking the Pope, it's probably treyf." - Evil Monkey's Guide to Kosher Imaginary Animals . . . ()

posted at 8:58:54 am

Friday, October 19, 2007

I was perusing the Wiki article for Kaavya Viswanathan, a Harvard undergrad who was discovered to have plagarized several passages for her debut novel. As I skimmed over sample robberies discussing boys, clothes, petty scrutiny of other girls' body weight -- typical chick lit -- a sudden . . . ()

posted at 5:17:24 pm
6 commentations.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

It saddened me to find that in a Wiki article's history the word "juxtaposition" was once removed, because it had, apparently, confused an editor. He complained that it was "jibberish [sic]" and that he could not read the article "clearly" until he had changed it into "something . . . ()

posted at 2:04:55 pm
4 commentations.

Friday, September 02, 2005

I'd do it like this: Rutta chugga Rutta chugga

posted at 1:56:47 pm
1 commentation.


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Glo'ri'a'na, noun:
1. An alternative form of "Gloria."
2. As "Americana" defines itself as artefacts of American culture, "Gloriana" consists of the artefacts of my culture.


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