Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Something to remember: I have written an academic paper not only on sex, on girls, or on rock 'n roll, but rock 'n roll about sex with girls in cars.

posted at 10:44:47 pm
4 commentations.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Apparently my blog came up in a recent Google search for "seduce my professor." The kicker? The search originated from a Toronto ISP.Damn. Students in this city are sluts. . . . ()

posted at 3:55:07 pm
3 commentations.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

"Do you have any kind of ... gentleman friend?"  When in counsel with an academic mentor, this, according to unknown guidelines, is a pertinent question in the definition of one's personal state of "general happiness" (mine). I ponder it because (1) if I had answered "yes" (as I did . . . ()

posted at 6:43:09 pm
6 commentations.

Friday, November 07, 2008

I need to seduce my professor.I am soliciting suggestions until Tuesday morning.

posted at 4:16:57 pm
4 commentations.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Today, I found out I got a hit for the inquiry "should I tell my fiance i kissed a man." Upon reading this, I scratched my head. "Fiancé" denotes a man, so one may deduce that the troubled party would be female, as the fiancée. (Perhaps our lovers are two men -- it is the twenty-first . . . ()

posted at 1:01:05 pm
6 commentations.

Friday, May 23, 2008

"How am I going to walk home?" he was groaning. He pressed close, and kissed me, his tongue lashing mine, warm and sweet. "Slowly and carefully," I answered after he had pulled away. His smile was happy. "Like other things you may do." I caught his earlobe gently between my t . . . ()

posted at 12:38:08 pm
3 commentations.

Friday, May 09, 2008

I have discovered that I can develop a very intense sexual attraction to men who approve of me. This is a dangerous tendency. 

posted at 7:43:07 am
4 commentations.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

An old dream: He was very muscular -- not quite the type that as a common rule features in these sort of situations; I have a preference for more classical proportions. But he had a pleasant voice -- not too gruff, but distinctly masculine. His features were handsome, with a touch of boyishnes . . . ()

posted at 8:46:02 pm
4 commentations.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Hey there, boys and girls. It's that time again -- time for another instalment of: Hippocrates Sez ... regarding Hysteria in Virgins! According to the Greek doctor, when a virgin does not take up a husband at the suitable moment of marriage, her female "egress" remains unopened, and thus graduall . . . ()

posted at 8:16:23 pm
5 commentations.

Friday, September 01, 2006

GODDAMNIT.STOP IT WITH THE LABELS SEX GENDER RACE COLOUR THEY DON'T EXIST THEY'RE NOT REAL ALL IN YOUR HEAD STOP STOP STOP IT AGH AGH I HATE IT ALLLLLLLLLLLSpeak of cultural, environmental, and socio-economic factors and I will listen to you with a kind and open ear. Be an utter simpleton an . . . ()

posted at 10:39:31 am
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Glo'ri'a'na, noun:
1. An alternative form of "Gloria."
2. As "Americana" defines itself as artefacts of American culture, "Gloriana" consists of the artefacts of my culture.


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